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Result naalu therinchidchina, leave naalu naragam aayidum.santhosham thaangha mukkiyam..!! -BY exam eh sariya ezhuthaama sivaji dialogue paesi samalippor sangam.

Beer ponguvathu pola un vaazhvil mahizhchi pongattum

CIGARATTE pugai pola un puhazh paravattum

PAN pARAG suvai pola endrum un vaazhvu inikkatum….!!BY entha ketta pazhakkamum illatha vaalibar sangam

SMALL lOVE STORY: There was a blind girl who hated every1 except her boyfriend, She would tell him “If I had eyes I would marry you”.After somedays someone donated eyes to that girl. She saw her boy friend and was surprised b’coz he was blind. The boy asked her “now u have eyes,will u marry me?”The gal was calm for some time and said “NO”. The boy walked away and told her softly “Take care of my eyes”.

Pasangalukku pudichathu –ponnungha konjurathu

But ponnungalukku pudichathu –pasanga kenjurathu..BY innum yaarayum kenjatha vaalibar sangam.

Mudi valarntha vettalaam,naham valarntha vettalaam, aana moolai valarntha????kavalai padatha un nalla manasukku appadi yellam nadakkathu

Tea-la oru china pali sethukadantha poison nu sollurangha.But biriyani-la oru kozhiyae sethu kedakku..yosingha…BY biriyani saapidaama kuska mattum saapiduvor sangam.

Uzhaikkum vaiyathil uranga ninaithaal urangum vaiyathil uzhaikka naeridum

Interviewer:if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now what will happen?

Sardar: I will get salary daily…

Think differently to gain success….

New friends may be a poem but old friends are like alphabets,so if u forget the alphabet u cannot read the poem

Ammavin anbu,kuzhanthayin sirippu,,kaathaliyin mutham…ithai yellathayum vida inimaiyaanthu nee sonna ntha 3 vaarthai…”quarter vaangi tharraen”..

2 men searchin for their lost wives..

1^st: hw ur wife look like?

2^nd: 5’11,36-24-36,fair,bold,blue eyes,sexy.what abt urs?

1^st: forget mine.letz search urs.

Puli ku munnadi pona maanum

Ponnuku pinnaadi pona aanum nalla vaazhnthatha sarithiramae illa.

Petrol potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Diesel potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Gas potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Thanni potu car ottina mattum police aen pudikkiraanga?

Mini scissors-59mm

Scissor-68mm

Scirs filtr-69mm

Gold flake 68mm

Gold filter-69mm

Wills-74mm

Kings-84mm

Kaja Beedi-59 mm

Information is wealth.

Love the 1 who cares 4 u, care the 1 who shares with u,share the 1 who knows u,know the 1 who miss u, but don miss the 1 who is –“MADE 4 U”

Commonly my heart is gold,one competition comes will lion,truth telling,good doing,victory up victory come,dancing,singing,celeberating,happiness seeing everyday..can’t understand translate to tamil.

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion in the world is people are being used and things are being loved.

Failure should never go to ur heart and success shud never go to ur head..be simple..think positive..

Life is small-Live it

Love is short-feel it.

Anger is injurious-dump it

Troubles are momentary-face it.

Memories are sweet-remember it

Problemis just the distance between expected and the reality.So either expect less or accept reality.Problem is no more.

Once all village ppl decided to pray fr rain. On d day all ppl gathered.Only one boy came with umbrella. That is faith. Believe in urslef!

Balance sheet of Life:

Birth-opening balance

Death-closing balance

Soul-Fixed Asset

Brain-Fixed deposit

Heart-current asset

Thinking-current account

Creative-capital

Character-stock in trade

Friends-general reserve

Behavior-goodwill

Patience-interest earned

Love-dividend

Children-bonus issue

Education-patents

Knowledge-investments

Experience-premium account.

Diary kurippuhal..

It was some time in the dawn of millennium, 2001 ,when i occasionally used to visit classes at CEG. And in all those occasions for almost a couple of years I managed to carry a diary with me. In that diary I did a lot of scribbling. A lot. Some decipherable, some idiotic, some poetic (supposedly). In this section I would like to share some of those scribblings. One such …on lines of thinking of that age (22 or 23)...and also guess halfway through i ve abandoned the english (an incompleteness prevails) version and hopped to tamil...both versions here..

SSIk.....

Lady on my lap

A hand on her hip

My lip on her lip

We just start with a sip

With increasing grip

Inside her will I dip

A feeling that rip

My heart away..

மங்கையவளை மடியிலிட்டு

மல்லிகை கொடியிடை பற்றி

பெண்பூ முகம் வருடி

பனியிதழில் புதைந்து

இதழ்த்தேன் பருகிட

பற்றியது தீவிரவாதம்

பார்ப்போமே ஜெயிப்பது யார் வாதம்,

பருகினோம் மாற்றி மாற்றி தேனதை

பிறவி பயன் தந்தனள் தேவதை.

பசியும் தீராத

தேனும் தீராத

புனித தேடல் இது.

தேடல் மேலும் வலுக்கிறது

தேன் மேலும் சுவைக்கிறது

ஊண் உயிர் எரிகிறது

கடவுள் புரிகிறது?

முயலொத்த பருவ வேகத்தில்

முற்றில்லா அன்பின் யாகத்தில்

முடிவில்லா மோக தாகத்தில்

முத்தத்தால் மாண்டும்

முத்தத்தால் மீண்டும்

முழக்கமிட்டோம் காதலை,

கடவுள் புரிந்தது.

Rambles- SIVAJI is the BOSS

There seems to be no satiation with SIVAJI. True to the name (BOSS) thalaivar has stamped his authority over the box office. I would not just want to end up writing a review of the movie. I know it is already too late to review Sivaji. Let me try and talk in general about the movie, more about thalaivar and even more about comments,reviews i had come across in th past week. To be frank there are people who have written off anything and everything about Sivaji as mere hoopla or sorts. Some of them have reviewed the movie and in all those i see a common thing. A Kind of oblique remark in the beginning of their reviews like, "Fans of Rajini may not like this review and hence do not read beyond". As like that , people who never believed rajini is a seasoned versatile actor, down to earth humble person ,an unchallenged SUPERSTAR can still read further and know how wrong you had opined all your life.

The movie is simply a riotous relish to be reveled. That simply sums up the Sivaji expereience. First and all it's about thalaivar's look. Right from the first snaps of the movie was released everybody was convinced that thalaivar has been picturized in the best of his looks. And it is evident in each and every frame of the movie. Thalaivar simply rocks. what i loved about his looks or in general about thalaivar was how he has stretched himself to unimaginable limits. Shankar definitely has done the trick. Thalaivar doing a RAP,appearing fully bald ,rewinding his hairstyles, all exciting hairdos, scintillating transformations to MGR,Sivaji,kamal all were just fascinating. And whatever thalaivar does he does it so convincing.A special mention has to be made about his looks in the vaaji song. The roman emperor kind of looks (one with beard and one without) is simply style & majesty redefined. As to the acting part thalaivar does it at ease. The first half comic sequences are easily acted by thalaivar as like breathing . The way thalaivar holds on to the act of "vaanga pazhahalaam" is easily admirable. It is a deceptive way prevelant in general to keep emphasizing on a particular thing,only to make all look silly and easily win the opponent. and the other track of being black is also an easily relatable sequence. Some people say it was a cheap comedy based on racial attitude. All that one can say is you people are really going overboard and this is a very very much relatable sequence. Watch out the scene where in thalaivaar suddenly pops out of a tub filled with some sandal paste kind of thing and everyone around is scared and thalaivar mouths "Kazhuvittu vantha chumma kamalahaasan maari iruppaen". Itheh rasikka theriyathavangala enna nu solla?And he convinces us as the frustrated citizen who faces obstacles in his path to his goals. And when finally he decides to take on the baddies and the system is when the screen starts spitting fire. The tea kadai scene is easily the pick of the movie. one should see the elan oozing every inch of that scene. the way thalaivar whistles (in this he makes a statement like ,naangha yellam basic eh conductor di...), mouths those dialogues "bajji saapdu, athuleh paathi kudu...haan bajji leh illa kanna". Tailor made dialogues executed to precision by thalaivar. What thalaivar starts as a personal revenge gets converted in to a mission of noble cause. Thalaivar gets the taste of black money and decides to unearth them to be used for all useful purpose. To get a bit euphemistical even Gandhiji took up the noble cause only after some personal inflicts. So does thalaivar takes up the issue on a larger scale. Also it is a bit of robinhoodic like robbing the thieves. And i really don't get when people say there is no big story in this movie. May be a lackof full length,amma,thangachi senti or kathal ethirppu makes look like a story is absent. AndFYI shankar's movie always had a one line story and his movie is all about how he presents that one line. With themomentum picking up with every second in the second half, all hell breaks when the bald rajini enters. It is jus exhilarating rajini at his best. Thalaiavar could at any time beat the best villain hands down. And towards the end of the movie when he is supposed to turn as bad as the villains, the trick is more than done by the bald get up. Watch out thalaivar flashing into the room and saying "Boss,Mottai Boss"....then fingers some beats on his bald head. Gooose bumps yaar. Just imagine any anybody else to do such a shot without you laughing. I must admit here that every section be it the story,screenplay,music,editing had scope for improvement. It will always be there. But one man stands to defy all those shortcomings and enthrall you,excite you and maek you feel entertained at last.

There has been comments from neutral people (Mostly in US) like tickets are overpriced and this might lead to a trend of overpricing for tickets in general. And they say "Rich (Rajini) get richer...poor(fans) get poorer"...namma dialoguenamakkae...enna kodumai ithu sir?? Every sick movie with some saleable star gets a good opening and the tickets are always overpriced. Rajini has definitely been there in those mad sickness. But thalaivar has really grown beyond that and these are genuine demands. The genuine demand in me to see thalaivar on screen allows me to spend some extra bucks. So are millions and millions of fans. The monetary aspect is very important and the most importnat in any business. And here too it applies. But thalaivar's movie is something beyond that. "Vonaaya irunthu paartha thaan athoda nyayam puriyum". Another hilarious comment i read was when some one scathingly remarked "all hype for an old one time bus conductor" and there was this reply "Yes , a one time BMTC bus conductor who earns more than BMTC now".Nethi adi. Another general feeling is that the first half comedies were a bit childish or amateurish. Well thalaivar's fan are cut across age and class. What might seem silly to one may seem merrier to another. And thalaivar has the obligation to cater to all of them. This is also th case with the fights.Life is about being everything. But unfortunately practically it is impossible. So we need superstars and fascinations on screen to satiate all our undefinable,unexplainable, may be queer feelings. You need a thalaivar to sit like that and say with arrogance "MGR um naan thaan Sivaji um naaan thaan ". Again goose bumps.Thalaivar does that impeccably. People without such feelings, better luck next birth.

PS:seen the movie only once. Will see it again this weekend and will be back with more on Sivaji and especially on thalaivar and his dialogues.

One Tight Slap

So Finally , Ford refuses to coach ego bloated Indian team. A heavy blow rather. OR is it Graham Ford was offered less?(prime reason cited for refusal is the one year contract tenure!!!)....maybe his emotional stress willnot break even with a years remuneration. Hell!! so lets see what the nuts at BCCI are gonna do now.

cricketing controversies continues...

Really getting on one's nerves when browse through channels for the evening news and u hear those lines on the title. This time it's about the coach. Senior players (now that this term is being often used some one should clarify as to who actually constitute this gang) and the interim coach after thorough research has recomended Graham Ford for the post of coach and the man who heads the committee for ppointment of coach, sunil gavaskar in a unprepared manner has recomended john emburey as the coach. And seems the meeting failed to finalise on the appointment of a coach and apparently the senior players are unhappy with Sunil gavaskar's attitude towards the meeting. So why don't you senior players just slap sunny and jerk on his face. what empowers him so much to jeopardize the proceedings however miniscule might it be of importance as pertaining to national interest. Hight time BCCI opens up more about it's management . I can assure that offlate cricketing interests have plubged to all time low. So "Sunny ur dinner is ready (remember the goodold solidaire ad)". Just go eat em and shit em in ur own bathrooms u idiot. Not in the public u asshole.

R the Power

Over tea break , while fumbling names for a coleagues due baby another colleague just threw in a phrophecy thatNames containing the letter "R " have a special power in them and suggested to chose such one. well of the seven peopel we were there, 3 people had R in their names. Now just on a genreal look MohanDas KaRamchand gandhi, JawahaRlal NehRu, IndiRa gandi, Rajiv gandhi, M.G.R, kaRunanidhi, Jayalalitha, Anna, PeRiyar, Amithab Bachan, AishwaRya Rai, IlaiyaRaja,A.R.Rehman, R.D.Burman, George Bush,Bill Clinton, Rajinikanth, kamlahassan,maniRatnam, Abdul Kalam, PeRvez MushaRRaf, Sachin TendulkaR, Kapil Dev, Vivian Richards, Mao tse tung, Joseph stalin, Lenin, Che GuveRa, SubRamaniya BhaRahiyaR,Mayawathi,Sonia gandhi, N.T.R,...oooppps...etc...thatz a whole lot of people who were, are popular, famous, powerful. But still being powerful is more different than being famous and popular. So doe the R ring in those powerful names?

on t he loose

last weekend june 2 and 3 was in chennai and saw how literally every inch of soil was used to prate about 84th B'day of MK.now that is what one can call a B'day bash.well am not bashing anyone here. Some observations out of the closing meeting they had on june 3rd.

1)The oratory skills of the next generation of DMK leaders looks so bleak. Both in language and content wise they still (s)talk like nymphs. The fledglings, it seems, never learnt from the guru.

2)Paeraasiriyar, though most of the time is seen in his own world of nose scratching and pan fumbling mouth is one revelation before the mic. Hell he still raises hairs with his speech. In a short and sweet, unlike his apperance he summed up his party's and Mk's journey with a thumping elegance.

3)MK, neengha nallavaara?kettavara?. Whatsoever you may be "lest you gone, there is no leader whom a tamilian can look up to grow".Neeyae tamizhanin kadaisi muzhumuthal thalaivan. There is going to be a great void after you. What?JJ, VAIKO, Gaapdan.....chumma moodikitu pongappa.

ramble of a rapscallion mind.

There in the middle of the day you sit, staring, trying to subterfuge the cacophonic puerile, ineluctable though might they be, scream that might serve catharsis. Nay , spook ain’t me. Dour seems to be all. All is not all. Palliate extenuate as can’t I deign to spite thine. Ache abut abound. Swirl the nape. Butt the ache. Rake ya will to Jake. Live for a sake. Sake that keeps ya wake. Need a break? Besot with wine and song. But, not for long. Day doesn’t long for ever. Every day added only make thy life.