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Result naalu therinchidchina, leave naalu naragam aayidum.santhosham thaangha mukkiyam..!! -BY exam eh sariya ezhuthaama sivaji dialogue paesi samalippor sangam.

Beer ponguvathu pola un vaazhvil mahizhchi pongattum

CIGARATTE pugai pola un puhazh paravattum

PAN pARAG suvai pola endrum un vaazhvu inikkatum….!!BY entha ketta pazhakkamum illatha vaalibar sangam

SMALL lOVE STORY: There was a blind girl who hated every1 except her boyfriend, She would tell him “If I had eyes I would marry you”.After somedays someone donated eyes to that girl. She saw her boy friend and was surprised b’coz he was blind. The boy asked her “now u have eyes,will u marry me?”The gal was calm for some time and said “NO”. The boy walked away and told her softly “Take care of my eyes”.

Pasangalukku pudichathu –ponnungha konjurathu

But ponnungalukku pudichathu –pasanga kenjurathu..BY innum yaarayum kenjatha vaalibar sangam.

Mudi valarntha vettalaam,naham valarntha vettalaam, aana moolai valarntha????kavalai padatha un nalla manasukku appadi yellam nadakkathu

Tea-la oru china pali sethukadantha poison nu sollurangha.But biriyani-la oru kozhiyae sethu kedakku..yosingha…BY biriyani saapidaama kuska mattum saapiduvor sangam.

Uzhaikkum vaiyathil uranga ninaithaal urangum vaiyathil uzhaikka naeridum

Interviewer:if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now what will happen?

Sardar: I will get salary daily…

Think differently to gain success….

New friends may be a poem but old friends are like alphabets,so if u forget the alphabet u cannot read the poem

Ammavin anbu,kuzhanthayin sirippu,,kaathaliyin mutham…ithai yellathayum vida inimaiyaanthu nee sonna ntha 3 vaarthai…”quarter vaangi tharraen”..

2 men searchin for their lost wives..

1^st: hw ur wife look like?

2^nd: 5’11,36-24-36,fair,bold,blue eyes,sexy.what abt urs?

1^st: forget mine.letz search urs.

Puli ku munnadi pona maanum

Ponnuku pinnaadi pona aanum nalla vaazhnthatha sarithiramae illa.

Petrol potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Diesel potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Gas potu car ottalamnu solraangha

Thanni potu car ottina mattum police aen pudikkiraanga?

Mini scissors-59mm

Scissor-68mm

Scirs filtr-69mm

Gold flake 68mm

Gold filter-69mm

Wills-74mm

Kings-84mm

Kaja Beedi-59 mm

Information is wealth.

Love the 1 who cares 4 u, care the 1 who shares with u,share the 1 who knows u,know the 1 who miss u, but don miss the 1 who is –“MADE 4 U”

Commonly my heart is gold,one competition comes will lion,truth telling,good doing,victory up victory come,dancing,singing,celeberating,happiness seeing everyday..can’t understand translate to tamil.

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion in the world is people are being used and things are being loved.

Failure should never go to ur heart and success shud never go to ur head..be simple..think positive..

Life is small-Live it

Love is short-feel it.

Anger is injurious-dump it

Troubles are momentary-face it.

Memories are sweet-remember it

Problemis just the distance between expected and the reality.So either expect less or accept reality.Problem is no more.

Once all village ppl decided to pray fr rain. On d day all ppl gathered.Only one boy came with umbrella. That is faith. Believe in urslef!

Balance sheet of Life:

Birth-opening balance

Death-closing balance

Soul-Fixed Asset

Brain-Fixed deposit

Heart-current asset

Thinking-current account

Creative-capital

Character-stock in trade

Friends-general reserve

Behavior-goodwill

Patience-interest earned

Love-dividend

Children-bonus issue

Education-patents

Knowledge-investments

Experience-premium account.