The Gal Factor-Decade of Undecayed Friendship-Part IV

If colleges are heaven then gals are angels.

Hail from sky

Angels are thy.

Beauty abound

Birds are they all around,

Lascivious some bound.

Whoever thou art

Wedge my heart.

At distances so long

Sky doth kiss the sea a song

When thou nigh

Shall see how high

the sea rise for the sky

only but returns with a sigh

so am I.

A thing of beauty is joy for ever. Hail Keats. He definitely would have said these about the women. Blah blah blah. This could be a very ordinarily existent ramble among any average college guy. But you tend to forget we were no ordinary average guys. We never liked gals. We did know keats, but we did not buy his argument. Atleast with gals. May be a true maxim is that they never liked us. But why one should always be liked. So shall, we ask great logical questions. Guess it is time for a disclaimer. Now it is only I share what we have experienced in our college life. That might or might not depict the big picture or in general about gals. I will leave that for you to decipher.

One could say that more than not liking gals we never felt them to be a part of us. Well to have that said in a crude manner would sound like we had no necessity whatsoever a kind with them. Now in my previous blogs I had discussed about the general characters, habits, habitats, about the fantastic 14. Now no good gal would like to be part with that. So we are left only with the bad gals. But knowingly why would you ever befriend a bad one? A bad one by our standards be it man or woman does not become our friend. Not even our enemy. Once in a while philosophy is allowed.

Ok all said and done, is that am saying that all we were misogynist. No way. As I think no man on this earth could ever be misogynist. At the best one can be a hypocrite. We never knew to be a hypocrite. And misogynic being non existent, all that drives the same point we only did not need them. Not need them for what? To whatever we did. Add to that all those crazy stuffs boys do for gals that makes them so unnatural, on does have several reasons to be on their own.

Now those crazy stuffs are hallmark of any college. The LH gate being the worst breeding ground of so many spoofs. People sitting, standing, doting, and dying there, as if that is the only good spot on earth and the only worthy job they have. When you hate something so much how could you ever think of being a part of that. We have always been to ourselves. Been the natural what we are. No not we were still in the stone ages. But in an age where men and women acted like stones rebutting all existence.

So whatz life without women. We definitely are not gays. We just only did not and will not stoop even a little to befriend a gal. stoops like acting smart before women, trying to over impress them. Well a point here is in doing such acts they make a great mockery of themselves . In course they might achieve something but only at the cost of wrath of peole like me who wouldn mind slapping such guys. And It could only get so insane when people just spend 26 hours of 24 hours thinking only how could they ever be like this without a gal friend. Spit on them. C’mon we might have missed some joy without this gal factor. But look at you. You have missed a whole lot of fun man, only just for some faking fun and pleasure with gal friends. And there exists a character in all college, the supposedly romeo who all gals flock. Smack em. Name it jealousy, desperation. But just smack em. One good reasons boys go around gals is that they are regular to class,sincere ones who writes all notes. So they can be helpful in studies. Here also they fail our standards.

So there was no space within us for the gal factor. Until only they decide that they will not enter. But every gang has a black sheep and in our case it shall be a liberal plural, black sheeeepssss. All bout the black sheeps and their sheepiness , wait and watch.